01 November 2008

15 reasons why all the gurls rejected me..coz

i wrote tis thing ...why?..coz i love it lah..

15 reasons why guitars are better than girlfriends:

01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag and bla, bla, bla,bla.... And that's every week!..cool man!
03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't!
07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not..definitely its awesome..
08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to.
09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged..wahahaha
10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out.
11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month.
12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back.
13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them.
14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain.
15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick!

and when she knows bout tis statement..definitely..she'll reject me..end of the story..haihh..

5 Orang yg Confirm!! hairan dgan post ni ...:

hadio69 said...

haha logik2
gud job haha

abib.yg.hairan said...

haihh..alasan yg kukuh knp ak xder gf sampai skang..hahahha

wan said...

haha..
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wan said...

haha..
aku menyokongnya 100%..
gitarku awekku..
gitarmu awekmu..
gitarmu awekku jua...

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